I'm not easily scared

By things that go bump in the night

There's not many things

That give me a fright

I can walk down a lonely block

And not a lot can make my old knees knock



But, there's one thing that scares me the most

Is when I think I see a ghost and

I thought I saw you last night

I thought I saw you last night



I've been lately thinking

About a ouija board

And maybe contacting

Your soul ceded by the Lord

'Cause all the shadows on my street

That bring with sounds of shuffling feet



But, there's one thing that scares me the most

Is when I think I see a ghost and

I thought I saw you last night

I thought I saw you last night



Throw salt on my shoulder and knock on wood

Don't step on cracks, but it does no good

I drink a bourbon to calm my nerves

Read an old book and chant some verse

Hold hot coals in the middle of my fist

Take advice from my exorcist

Hallelujah

Hail Mary

Holy moley

This is scary



For instance, last night

I went to a scary movie

And I tried real hard

Not to let it get to me

But, I just kept looking over my shoulder

The wind got hands and I got colder



But, there's one thing that scares me the most

Is when I think I see a ghost and

I thought I saw you last night

I thought I saw you last night



I'm not easily scared

By things that go bump in the night