I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist

See women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now

A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen

A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings



I wanna be a homosexual



Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass

You rub your little thing when you see

phony dykes in Penthouse magazine

So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse you just need a man

A beefy leather fag to take you out in drag



I wanna be a homosexual



Call me a faggot call me a butt loving fudge packing queer

I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge

That makes me wanna drink a beer

And be a pansy and be a homo



Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass

You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street

Who wears short shorts you wear short shorts you're so full of shit

Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer



I wanna be a homosexual