Do you want to hear the story of my life

Got no reason to go home tonight

I ain't complaining what's the use

It's just me and the boys and a pint or two

Telling lies about things we used to do

I AIN'T HAD NO FUN IN LONDON

SINCE THE HAMMERSMITH PALAIS

NEW YORK CITY'S BORING

SINCE THE PUNKS ALL WENT AWAY

TOKYO'S GONE TECHNO

AND BERLIN'S GOING CRAZY

I AIN'T HAD NO FUN SINCE HAMMERSMITH PALAIS

Once upon a time the world made sense

Now there's nothin' straight enough to rebel against

Ain't been no work since '82

There's only one thing left to do

Make sure they know we've been here when we're through

Do you want to hear the story of my life

Got no reason to go home tonight

Well life's a drag and then you're dead

It's just me and the boys and a bottle of red

Telling lies about better days ahead