Time to take out those menorahs!

Put on your yamaca

It's time for Hanukkah

So much fun-uka

To celebrate Hanukkah

Hanukkah is, the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town

Without a Christmas tree

Here's a new list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me

Winona Ryder drinks Manashevits' wine

Then spins a dredl with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

Guess who give and receives loads of Hanukkah toys?

The girls from Barukasouhl and all three Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too

Put them together, what a funky, bad-ass Jew

We got Harvey Kitell and falsh dancer Jennifer Bills

Jasmins Bleuth from Baywatche is Jewish and

Yes her boobs are real

O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew

But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for

Scooby-Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back

Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cuz we're pretty good

In the sack

Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the PGA tour?

No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about

Mr. Happy Gilmore

So many Jews are in the show-biz

Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he is

Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah

It's not pronounced Chanukkah

The C is silent in Hanukkah

So your your Hooked on Phonic-a

Get drunk in Teawonica

If you really really wanna-ka

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah