I watched the news just the other day

and there's one thing I must say,

It gave me a pain right in the middle of my head.

The newsman came on with his face

and told me about the big disgrace

and let me know just how many people got dead.



And I got down.

It got me down.



So I got up and turned it off

and that left me alone with my thoughts

and a great big pain right in the middle of my head.



And I was confused.. (I didn't know what to do)



Well, I watched a show

just the other night

and I must say something

was not right.

How come people on television's weird

in the head?

They won't show sex but they

show a lot of killing

I guess it would be better to show blood spilling

than to let little Jr. see

two naked people in bed