Opening Music



Howard Stern singing:

This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.

Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay.

I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.

People wonderin' if I'm still straight.. am I going gaaayhey?

Tell me why.. this song makes my butt ache.

Tell me why.. homo love could be a mistake.

Men's backside's are a dirty place.

Could I go the gay way?



Fred Norris singing:

Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..

Would K.C. be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way.



Howard Stern singing:

Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy.

Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks.

Get K-Y!.. I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet

Could I go the gay way?



Fred Norris singing:

Will there be pain, that I can not explain, what's coming over me?

If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!



Howard Stern singing:

I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.



Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!



Howard Stern singing:

Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter?

Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!

Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!

If I went the gay way!



Get K-Y!.. sphincter, sphincter, sphincter, sphincter!

Get K-Y!.. Di-stincter, stincter, stincter!

Get K-Y!.. Oh, Fred I need your sphincter!

Get K-Y!.. Give me K.C.'s it's more distincter!

Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!



If I went the gay way!



If I..went the gay way.