I wouldn't be so alone

If they knew my name in every home

Kevin Spacey would call on the phone

But I'd be too busy

Come back to the old five and dime

Cameron Diaz give me a sign

I make you smile all the time

and your conversation would complement mine



I will talk and Hollywood will listen

See them bow my every word

Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing

Doesn't that seem a little absurd to bow at my every word



Buy up the rights to my book

And live on a ranch from what the box office took

I go on visit the set

They'll call me their savior

All the people wills come

Celebrity lives on the moon

But I'll be back home in June

To promote 'The sequel'



I will talk and Hollywood will listen

See them bow my every word

Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing

Doesn't that seem a little absurd to bow at my every word