Turn out the light, yeah, the light

And I might have a chance

I guess I look slightly worse

Than the Elephant Man

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better





I went to high school

And majored in looking real bad

I got a real ugly mom

And a real ugly dad

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, ohWhoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better



Dress for success

That's what they say

I'm such a mess

That there just ain't no way



I know my breath is the sweetest

It really is great

But when I try just to kiss you

You say, "Better wait."

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better



Dress for success

That's whaat they said

Gimme some clothes

To slap over my head



Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better



I went to Balboa Island

And laid in the sand

I may be as ugly as sin

But at lest now I'm tan



Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better

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