You don't know that I felt good, when we up and parted

You don't know I knocked on wood, gladly broken-hearted

Worrying is through, I sleep all night.

Appetite and health restored

You don't know how much I'm BORED!



The sleepless nights - the daily fights

The quick toboggan - when you reach the heights

I miss the kisses - and I miss the bites

I wish I were in love again



The broken dates - the endless waits

The lovely loving - and the hateful hates

The conversation - with the flying plates

I wish I were in love again



No more pain - no more strain

Now I'm sane - but I would rather be ga ga



The pulled out fur - of cat and cur

The fine mismating - of a him and her

I've learned my lesson - but I wish I were

In love again



The furtive sigh - the blackened eye

The words: "I'll love you - 'till the day I die"

The self deception - that believes the lie

I wish I were in love again



When love congeals - it soon reveals

The faint aroma - of performing seals

The double-crossing - of a pair of heels

I wish I were in love again



No, more care - no, despair

I'm all there now - but I'd rather be punch drunk



Believe me sir - I much prefer

The classic battle - of a him and her

I don't like quiet - and I wish I were

In love again