I ate the Haggis



By and by Hallelujah



I ate the Haggis, Now I



Feel like a cat on the warm hood



of a car that's just done driving



on a cold winter's day hey hey



Brought to me from Scotland



with a fiver I can't spend



got directions on the can



to serve it up with a wee dram



A wee dram of Irish Whiskey



on a cold winter's day



Lamb, oats and Suet



boiled in the stomach of a sheep



I ate the Haggis



By and by Hallelujah



I ate the Haggis now my



Father used to tell me



Don't go pissin on the apples



that have fallen from the tree



cause you'll see that when yer hungry



and yer backs against the wall



a fallen apple ain't so bad



to eat



I ate the Haggis by and by



Hallelujah.