Now now now

I'm just a boy

I watch too much TV

Nobody knows, nobody knows

Casper the Ghost is so friendly

Nobody knows, nobody knows

Sitting in my living room

With nothing else to do

I think I'm going blind

Just like Mr. Magoo

I know every single ending

Of every Scooby Doo

Now





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Turn off the idiot box

It's a disease just like the Chicken Pox

Turn off the idiot box

Now





Find yourself a partner

Turn on the television

And let it control your mind





Friends, Romans, countrymen,

I've got something to say

Nobody knows, nobody knows

Get up off the couch

Get up go out and play

Nobody knows, Nobody knows



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Children I want to warn 'ya

'Cuz I've been to California

Where Mickey Mouse is a demon





Turn it off If you are able

Nobody knows, nobody knows

Take a pair of scissors

And cut off that cable

Nobody knows, Nobody knows





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