Well, if birds flew underwater, if a dollar bill was a dime

Boy wouldn't things be crazy

But maybe then you'd come around some time

If steamships flew the skyways, and honey wasn't made by the bee

If black was blue, if i was you, i'd come back to me



There's no way for you to know

How much that i miss you so

The world'd have to turn outside in

For you to ever be mine again



Well now if airplanes all flew backwards

And the moon was at the bottom of the sea

If one was two, if i was you, i'd come back to me



What if everything got reversed, poor folks ate caviar

And rich folks took to riding on santa fe boxcars

My hopes for your returning look hopeless as can be

If one was two, if i was you, i'd come back to me



There's no way for you to know

How much that i miss you so

The world'd have to turn outside in

For you to ever be mine again



Well now if polar bears wore derbies, and penguins ivy league

If are was you, if i was you, i'd come back to me

If one was two, if i was you, i'd come back to me

If egg was foo, if i was you, you'd be too young for me


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