-Blade, listen to thait.

-Okay, what?

-I'm going to the doctorate, right?

-Mmm Hmm?

-And my-- and he's telling me I haive this problem

weef my fronthead, when I'm touching it it does like thait:

(bing!)

-Oh, Crapshaitt!

-Oh daim!

-You and I mowst haive been drinking

out of the saime cup, you know?

-We daid.

-Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie,

she goes to towch the testiclides,

and it maikes a sounde laike thais:

(bang!)

-Oh, that is sounding like the saime sound

owf my fronthead laike thais:

(bing!)

-Oh, crowtch, the saime as your fronthead laike thais!:

(bang!)

-You mean laike thais?:

(bing!)

Yais.

(bang!)



Let me tell you about American Idioth

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

heres a couponette for an punch to the face

We break off your legs, put you in a sweetcase

You'd better run fast like a dog and cat chase

I am the dog, you are the cat

How you like that? (biggity baseball bat)

Hit to the head with a hard piece of bread like,

Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo doo

Now you dead

I hate you so much I take your mother on a date

and telling her she's paying and i'm eating five steaks

I guess you to mess on us was a mistake

But you're an I-D-I-D-O-T-H

I-D-I-D-O-T-H (your faice look laike shaith)

Come and get a punch to your face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

Time for to get a punch to the face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H (you're a dope without brothers or sisters!)

Oh look, a punch to your face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

Time for get to a punch to your face



Wink 152 and Backshott Babies,

We bite you in the leg like a cat with rabies

Take all your ladies and make them to pay late-fees

At superstacies and still make them hate me!