Bought yourself a red nose

A stupid pair of shoes

You're so dumb and you know it

What you gonna do



Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face

Falling for your photograph

Step on up and take a look at the



Idiots on parade - We're the idiots

We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots

Made you a star before you learned to crawl

We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots on parade



Don't you wanna go now

What you going through

You're so old and you know it

Time's flashing by again



Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face

Falling for your photograph

Step on up and take a look at the



Idiots on parade - We're the idiots

We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots

Made you a star before you learned to crawl

We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots

On parade, on parade, on parade

Two idiots like me and you



Don't you wanna go now

What you gonna do

You're so dumb and you know it

What you gonna do



Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face

Falling for your photograph

Step on up and take a look at the



Idiots on parade - We're the idiots

We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots

Made you a star before you learned to crawl

We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots

On parade, on parade, on parade

Two idiots like me and you