[1st verse:]

I often wonder and wonder

Just what I really would do

How I would keep from a blunder

If ev'ry girlie I knew

Happened to be just like you

I'd be at a loss what to do



[chorus:]

If all the girls I knew

Were like you, like you

I would swear to a thousand girls

That I'd be true

I'd gaze in a thousand eyes

I'd sigh a thousand sighs

For I'd be in love with a thousand girls

If they were all like you

If they were all like you



[2nd verse:]

If they were all fascinating

I wouldn't know which to choose

I'd set my poor heart debating

Over which one to enthuse

Which one to take or refuse

Which one to gain or to lose