Verse 1:

(Waylon)

Come on now Willie don't look at me that way

I know you like a paperback book, 'cause i've read every page

I know what you're thinkin' and I don't think you're thinkin' at all

This is old Hoss that you're talkin' to

The one with the perfect recall



Chorus:

(Waylon & Willie)

No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight

Drinkin' tequila, taking chances on our lives

All the women are crazy, they like to party till daylight

On second thought if I can find a clean shirt I might



Verse 2:

(Willie)

Wait a minute Waylon I ain't said a thing about that

Sometimes I just like to wear my spurs and my old Mexican hat

But we sure had fun the last time that we were down there

And when we woke up, you had that weird tattoo

And somebody had curled my hair



Chorus

All the women are crazy, they like to party till daylight

On second thought if I can find a clean shirt I might