I'd be rockin' with the dinos

Swingin' with the rhinos

I'd redragonize this cave in a minute

Cornwall! they would sing

'Cause I would be the Dragon King

I would love this world without you in it

If I didn't have you

(If you didn't have me?)

If I didn't have you

(Well how about if I didn't have you, eh?)

Oh, what I could be if there was only me

Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you

(Stop bickering and get your act together!)

(Act? Did someone say act? I can act!)

If only I had seperate parts

My career would be the arts

I'd be the star of Camelot!

You'd be the half the whole world forgot

If I didn't have you

(I should be so lucky!)

If I didn't have you!

(Oh wait, you'd be dead)

Oh, what I could be if there was only me

Oh what I'd do if I didn't have you

(Stuck with you for five hundred years)

(Oh, dear, it's learned to count)

( )

(Now look, I didn't come here to be insulted)

(Oh? So where do you usually go?)

I'd be a fire-breathing lizard

I'd be one high-flying wizard!

You'd be nothing without me

You'd be extinct, you'd cease to be

I'm so tired of your nagging

And I'm so tired of your bragging

Hey, without me, you'd have no brain

With which to think!

I'd be rockin' with the dinos

Swingin' with the rhinos

(If only I had seperate parts)

I'd redragonize this cave in a minute

(My career would be the arts)

Cornwall! they would sing

(I'd be the star of Camelot!)

'Cause I would be the Dragon King

(You'd be the half the whole world forgot)

I would love this world without you in it

If I didn't have you

If I didn't have you