here we are dear old friend

lalala drunk again

laughs have been had and tears have been shed

maybe the whiskie's gone to my head



but if i were gay i would give yew my heart

and if i were gay yuo'd eb my work of art

and if i were gay we would swim in romance

but im not gay so get yer hands out of my pants



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lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala



but if i were gay i were gay i would give you my love

and if i were gay i would give yew a hug

and if i were gay we would tear the walls

but im not gay so pleez stop cuppin' my b...hands!