Every day when I see Haylie

I think about how cool I could be

If only. . .



But I'm just plain ol' Hilary

Not too much too say about me

If only. . .



Chorus:

If only

I could get plastic surgery

Everything would be perfect you see

I Can't Wait

The doctor seems really nice

I hope he doesn't use a big knife

To fix my face

I Can't Wait



Maybe a liposuction or two

One for me

and one for you

If only . . .



Aaron will be so proud of me

Inside Penthouse magazine

Ohhhhh if only . . .



Chorus:

If only

I could get plastic surgery

Everything would be perfect you see

I Can't Wait

The doctor seems really nice

I hope he doesn't use a big knife

To fix my face

I Can't Wait



I just want to model for magazines

The kind for naughty boys

(you know what I mean)

If only. . .

If only . . .

ohhhhhh if only . . .



will you help me?



Chorus:

If only

I could get plastic surgery

Everything would be perfect you see

I Can't Wait

The doctor seems really nice

I hope he doesn't use a big knife

To fix my face

I Can't Wait