Anya

This is the man that I plan to entangle, isn't he fine?

My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle, vengeance was mine

But I'm out of the biz

The name I made I'll trade for his

The only trouble is-

I'll never tell

Xander

She is the one, she's such wonderful fun, such passion and grace

Warm in the night, when I'm right in her tight embrace, tight embrace

I'll never let her go

The love we've known can only grow

There's just one thing that- no

I'll never tell

Anya, Xander

'Cause there's nothing to tell





Anya

He snores

Xander

She wheezes

Anya

Say 'housework' and he freezes

Xander

She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe

Anya

I talk, he breezes

Xander

She doesn't know what pleases

Anya

His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe





Anya, Xander

The vibe gets kind of scary

Xander

Like she thinks I'm ordinary

Anya

Like it's all just temporary

Xander

Like her toes are kind of hairy

Anya, Xander

But it's all very well

'Cause god knows I'll never tell





Anya

When things get rough, he just hides behind his Buffy

Now look, he's getting huffy, 'cause he knows that I know

Xander

She clings, she'd needy, she's also really greedy

She never-

Anya

His eyes are beady

Xander

This is my verse, hello?! She-

Anya

Look at me, I'm dancing crazy





Anya, Xander

You know

Xander

You're quite the charmer

Anya

My knight in armour

Xander

You're the cutest of the Scoobies with your li