I'M A MAINFRAME



You been runnin' your program on your little PC,

Tryin' to fix your business with your 1-2-3;

That little Junior jus' can't manage your files,

Well, I got some hardware that will make you smile.



cho: 'Cause I'm a mainframe, baby

I got a hard disk, too.

An' I can do twenty times

What that mini floppy driver can do.



That's pow'ful software that you got to run

But you just can't run it on that sonovagun;

That little Junior's got no mem-o-ry

Come on baby, get on line with me.



Little lights of amber, little lights of green

You got more data than I've ever seen

That little board can't even jump your screen

Oh baby, check out the soul of a new machine!



A la early Elvis

@blues @computer

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