If you're lucky some day you might see me on the street

My crystal clear complexion is as snow white as a sheet

'Cause some say I'm a genius, to others I'm a loon

But someday there'll be people like me walking on the moon

If you think you've got the nerve to put me in my place

I think that I should warn you, I'm not just a pretty face



I'm an individual - you can't fool me

An indi-bloody-vidual - you can't fool me

A genuine original - you can't fool me

I keep an open mind 'cause I'm thinkin' all the time



I've a basic sense of rhythm and a chronic sense of rhyme

I make my own tomato juice and drink it all the time

I like to dress up lavishly, skin tight pants and sneakers

And on my head I wear the latest hi-fi speakers

Wish I had the chance to be a reckless millionaire

But I haven't got the money, so I really couldn't care



I'm an individual - you can't fool me

An indi-bloody-vidual - you can't fool me

A genuine original - you can't fool me

I keep an open mind 'cause I'm thinkin' all the time



I am not an animal

I am not an animal

I'm a 'uman being



Me mother calls me Markus and my father's name is Jack

And everybody knows that I'm a cut above the pack

My formal education was in competition bouts

Attending new auditions for the latest movie parts

People say the life I lead's enough to stunt my growth

They ask me if I'm happy and I tell them up your nose



I'm an indivdual - you can't fool me

An indi-bloody-vidual - you can't fool me

A genuine original - you can't fool me

I keep an open mind, 'cause I'm thinkin' all the time



I'm an indivdual - you can't fool me-acap