He buys me movies and i am the star

He sends me to work in a black shiny car

The girls in the chorus are jealous as hell

But i find it pays when you kiss and you tell

So i jetset around from one place to another

With lots of young geezers he thinks are my brothers

Britt's got her toy boys but i don't care

'cos i'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire



The friends i once knew are a thing of the past

I can't stop to talk 'cos i'm moving too fast

I go to the shops with a chauffeur sometimes

He waits in the car 'cos it saves on the fines

Well you might think that when he's so rich that seems funny

But he got that way 'cos he's careful with money

Zsa zsa's quite gaga but i don't care

'cos i'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire



He won't last much longer if he keeps drinking gin

I filled up the bottle that's marked medicine

He says that he'll leave all his empire to me

And sitting on top is the best place to be

So don't get impatient now boys you must wait

We'll all have such fun when i own the estate

Britt's got her toy boys but i don't care

'cos i'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire



Reporters all ask me if i'd ever switch

But i'd never leave him 'cos he's far too rich

You might want to punch me but you won't dare

'cos i'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire



There's just one thing better than an old millionaire

That's a young millionairess and i'm almost there!


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