Well Ive never had a car

Never been near a lorry

Got a nasty habit of scratching my nose

My codenames happy harry

Im into cb







Ive had loads of jobs

For very minute lolly

Creation schemes

So I suppose I was lucky

And the money it took

To buy a cb set

Took lines off my belly

My codenames cedar plank

Im into cb

Im into cb







At 16 I drank cheap sherry

Got plastered in the stations and swing parks

Off my mother I stole some money

Had a treat with a bottle of martini

So sick I couldnt walk or sit

Since then Ive not touched it

I wont bore you with tales of being greedy

Im just into cb

Im into cb







My familys a weird lot

My stepsisters got a horrible growth

Listens to all this muzak shit

Reads smash hits while shes eating her tea

To me it sounds like bad cb







My fathers not bad really

He got me these wires and bits

Apart from that he talks to me hardly

Im just into cb







This is happy harry plank

From the land of waving palms

Calling out to cedar plank

477 cc

Theres no code 13

In the home of chocolate city

Im having trouble with the terminology

But Im into cb







Ive got this letter before me

Its buff with a confidential seal

Id better open it

Its a fine and a formal threat

I should of listened to new face in hell

The date expired last week

Up here I forget what time it is

It says youre going to go when you go

Or else youre for it boy

If thats what you get for having a hobby

Next mail you get will be mail in jail

If thats what you get for having a hobby

Next year mail in jail

It thats what you get for