Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy

Cuz I got a crew Bitch, a crew like you aint never even known

Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone

All waiten for the day to put you in your place

I had the fat bearded lady sitten on your face

Bitch boy bitchy you might get hurt

Dead Carnival clown puttin in w-w-w-work

You think you the shit cuz you think you to the upper hand

But why don't you come and meet my boy the strong man

And he'll grab you by the head and squeeze until it pops

And shake your mutha fucken neck until your head flops

Cuz I'm runnin with the bianja mutha fucks

I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya, and flick your nuts

See I was born to cause a kid like Carny Ruckus

I came out the neden and started to choke ya mutha fuckas

I leave the school drop a stick in half way out your dome

The worst part about it is,

I'm Not Alone

Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

J-J-J-J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care

They bust ya in the mutha fucken mouth with a chair (2x)

I'm a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek

And they would love to stick they thumbtacks on my seat

And they would throw they spit balls at the class freak

And everyone of them bitches died in there sleep

Cuz I fuck around with books and the severed barn

Crystal balls, black magic and jokers cards

And at night just when I'm feelin lonely

The clowns come to my bed and juggle for me

So don't fuck with the Shaggs cuz I cast spells

And don't come cryin to me when your tongue swells

I'm hangin with freak shows, like

Crab Boy, Snake Boy, Flipper and Scab Boy

And a man who can eat his own fucken face

And then shit it out