(flavor flav)

Well two bees in a bucket

Mother motherfuck it

You either flavor flav it

Or you chuck chuck chuck it

Kiss my ass or suck a d.i.c.-

K. stands for kill so don't fuck with me

I fucked that lady in the bed

I missed that pussy and i bust a spread

I tried it again in a thumping wagon

The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging

Tried it again and i failed to grasp

I missed that pussy and i bust my ass

Then i fucked this lady in the tree

The baby came out and said "run-dmc"



(ice cube)

I knew this girl who looked just like you

Light brown and a fly hair-do

I wanted to do her, screw her

So i stepped to her

On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey

I said you're the type of girl that i can't pass over

Give me one chance and i'll bend your ass over

Just call me the plumber at the end of the night

Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe

She didn't get offended it was splendid to me

Cause mister nice guy is what i pretended to be

I guess i just wine her and dine her

And by the end of the night i'll be behind her

Waxing that ass like rain dance

On the bumper get the pussy then i dump her

Took her to the comfort inn

Tucked her in

Pulled out the third leg pumped it in

She said will you call me

Yeah i'll call you a bitch or a hoe after i ball ya

Naw i'm just playin but it's still the same

Cause a nigga like ice cube is only out for one thang


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