Hey, can we have your autograph?

My autograph?

Im nobody

But wait a minute



Ive got 36 expressions

Sweet as pie to tough as leather

And thats six expressions more

Than all the barrymores put together

Only six?



Instead of kicking me

I dont think they give me a lift

I think its a plot

cause theyre scared that I got

Such a gift, Im miffed



cause Im the greatest star

I am by far, but nobody knows it

Wait, theyre gonna hear a voice

A silver flute

Theyll cheer each toot

When I expose it



Cant you see the look at me

That Im a natural camille?

As camille I just feel

I have so much to offer

I know Ill be divine because

Im a natural cougher



Some aint got it, not a lump

She a great big clump of talent

Laugh, theyll bend in half



Did I tell the story about the traveling salesman?

A thousand laughs

Stick around for em folks

A thousand faces, I reiterate

When youre gifted

Then youre gifted



These are facts, I have no axe to grind

Hey, what are they blind

In all of the world so far

Im the greatest star



Who is the pip with pizazz?

Who is all ginger and jazz?

Who is as glamorous as?



Whos an american beauty rose

With that american beauty nose

And ten american beauty toes



Eyes on the target and wham

One shot, one gun shot and bam

Hey, world, here I am!



Im the greatest star

I am by far

But nobody knows it

Thats why I was born

Ill blow my horn

till somebody hears it



Ill light up like a light

Right up like a light

Ill flicker and flare up

All the worlds gonna stare up

Looking down

Youll never see