Both born of lust and deceit

We are lovers who will never meet

Wants fade but just in the same room

When you knew not of me nor I of you

Something inside dies



And we don't stand up to scrutiny

We stand by and by and by



A great pain finds no haven humdrum

And we stand by and by and by



Me and my imaginary friend

Have been going round the bend for some time now

For some time now



And me and Timmy turn are having trouble being heard

Through the background hum

Through the background hum



Me and Barry C, are going down to Connah's Quay,

For some telecaster dreams

A telecaster's all you need, and me



And me and my imaginary friend

Have been going round the bend

For some time now