If it ain't one thing it's another -- it's true

If it ain't one thing it's another -- it's true

Everyday it's another thing

Everyday it's another damn thing

to make you crazy



You say your wife ran off with a younger man

-- and you're blue

They emptied out your bank account, took every last dime

-- now you're screwed

Your son is on drugs and your daughter's knocked up

IRS is on your ass and your job really sucks

it makes you crazy



Well, we'll all be dead in a hundred years -- it's true

Yes, we'll all be dead in a hundred years -- it's true

We don't mean a bean in the grand scheme of things

Whizz, jizz, and fizz is all that we is

it makes you crazy



We'll all be dead in a hundred years

We'll all be dead in a hundred years

In a hundred years

In a hundred years