Well she's standing on the corner with a crooked runny nose

Smiling bout the good sex she had

But the smiling goes away cuz she won't see him today

Cuz he'll be hangin' with a stripper girlfriend



And there's a reason for your shaky hands

The ditching of the one night stands

You put your single friends up on the shelf

You get jealous when he's having fun

You know your not the only one

You gotta have him all to yourself



This is what it's like, this is what it's like, this is what it's like she said

This is what it's like, this is what it's like, in the beginning of relationships



You start freaking out because he hasn't called you when he said he would so smoke and drink and cuss at the floor

About the time you reach hysterics, you call up his sister erica

And ask her if he likes you anymore

Now your stomach's like a gravel pit, you don't think you can handle it

You think of how you're gonna break the news

When he finally calls, you give in, and you realize you're living in

A battle that you're probably gonna lose