Half hung-over from the night before,

My sisters passed out - outside my door

My niece got her hash from the boy down the street,

who's inbred too. He has webbed feet



Dinner time is our happy time

it's when we all get together and just un-wind

My mom, on top my dad, on top my bro, on top my niece

It's all just one big inbred feast...



Cuz I'm an inbred mother fucker...



I wasn't always like this, I really think so

'til uncle john corrupted me

and taught me to blow

I was never allowed

to spend the night away from my sister

If you can't beat 'em,

then join 'em

so I decided to kiss her

Her hand on top my leg, on top her chest, on top my thigh

Blood is blood,

even if it is your sister's cherry pie



Life's been different since I've gone inbred

My brother and my sister now sleep in the same bed

We all run around...naked...hanging free

Grandpa even lent me a pair of his false teeth

So don't run from this idea,

it might suit you

If you really love your family

You'll be inbred too