I'd be really pleased to meet you if only I could remember your name

But I got problems with my memory ever since I got a winner in the fame game

I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin' Incommunicado

And I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street afficionados



But I don't want to be the backpage interview

I don't want launderette anonymity

I want my handprints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard

A dummy in Tussauds you'll see. Incommunicado



I'm a Marquee veteran, a multi-media bonafide celebrity

I've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight and responsibility

I'm a rootin-tootin cowboy, a Peter Pan with street credibility

Always making the point with the dawn patrol fraternity



Sometimes it seems like I've been here before

When I hear opportunity kicking in my door

Call it synchronicity call it d