BAKER (To Jack)

It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst

and my Wife is dead!



JACK

But it isn't my fault,

I was given those beans!

You persuaded me to trade away

My cow for beans!

And without those beans

There'd have been no stalk

To get up to the Giants

In the first place!



BAKER

Wait a minute, magic beans

For a cow so old

That you had to tell

A lie to sell

It, which you told!

Were they worthless beans?

Were they oversold?

Oh, and tell us who

Persuaded you

To steal that gold.



LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Jack)

See, it's your fault.



JACK

No!



BAKER

So it's you fault...



JACK

No!



LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

Yes, it is!



JACK

It's not!



BAKER

It's true.



JACK

Wait a minute-

But I only stole the gold

To get my

Cow back from you!



LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Baker)

So it's your fault!



JACK

Yes!



BAKER

No, it isn't!

I'd have kept those beans,

But our house was cursed.

She made us get the cow to get

The curse reversed!



WITCH

It's you father's fault

That the curse got placed

And the place got cursed

In the first place!



LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

Oh.

Then it's his fault!



WITCH

So.



CINDERELLA

It was his fault...



JACK

No.



BAKER

Yes, it is,

It's his.



CINDERELLA

I guess...



JACK

Wait a minute, though-

I chopped down the beanstalk-

Right? That's clear.

But without any beanstalk,

Th