Suge shot him.

In today's news the ever controversial

Tupac Shakur just released another album

under the alias Makaveli.

Music insiders are running wild

trying to rearrange other artistry dates

in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.

Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album,

resources tell me a number of less fortunate rappers

have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate

the character of not only Mr. Shakur

but of Death Row Records as well.

Nas the alleged ringleader of is furious

of Tupac's excuse me, Makaveli's verbal assault

on Mobb Sleep, Notorious P.I.G., and several other New York rappers.

Jay Z of Hawaiian soapy fame,

Big Little whatever and several other corny sounding motherfuckas

are understandably shakin up by this release.

The question everybody wants to know is