In today's news the ever controversial

Tupac Shakur just released another album

under the alias Makaveli.

Music insiders are running wild

trying to rearrange other artistry dates

in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart
movement.

Although no one knows the exact cause of the new
album,

resources tell me a number of less fortunate
rapper's

have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate

the character of not only Mr. Shakur

but of Death Row Records as well.

Nas the alleged ring leader of is furious

of Tupac's excuse me, Makaveli's verbal assault

on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other
New York rapper's.

Jay Z of Hawaiian soapy fame,

Big Little whatever and several other corny
sounding motherfuckas

are understandibly shakin up by this release.

The question everbody wants to know is

Why'd they get this nigga started?

Tupac rather, Makaveli was not available

for comment but released this statement:

IT'S NOT ABOUT EAST OR WEST.

IT'S ABOUT NIGGAS AND BYTCHEZ,

POWER AND MONEY, RIDAHZ AND PUNKZ.

WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?