[church bells ring in background]
In today's music news: the ever controversial
Tupac Shakur has
just released another album under the alias
Makaveli.
Music insiders are running wild trying to
rearrange other artist
street dates, in fear of a wipeout in retail
interchart movement.
Although no one knows the exact cause of the new
album;
resources tell me a number of less fortunate
rappers
have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate
the character
of not only Mr. Shakur, but of Death Row Records
as well.
Nas, the alleged ring leader of it, is furious at
Tupac
excuse me Makaveli's verbal assault
on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other
New York rappers
Jay-Z, from "Hawaiian Sophie" fame, Big Little
whatever
and several other corny sounding motherfuckers
are understandably shaken up by this release.
The question everbody wants to know is --
why'd they get this nigga started?
Tupac, rather Makaveli, was not available for
comment
but released this statement: