Oh isn't it horrible?

I can't look

He fell on the ski-jump

And he's not getting up

The car he was driving

Just blew a tire

Oh isn't it horrible?

He's all on fire

The race she was running

Was terribly tough

She collapsed with a hamstring

And they stretchered her off

And just when the speedboat

Was picking up speed

It smashed on a wave

And both drivers were dead

Dead!

Oh isn't it horrible?

The hidden thought

That death and injury

Makes for popular sport


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