Well, I've got a steady job that pays enough

A pretty good car that don't break down much

I've got a two-tone hound dog wagging his tail

Ed McMahon promising a million in the mail

Ought to be enough to see me through

But it don't mean nothing if I ain't got you

I've got every eight track that Elvis ever made

Crank it up loud and dance the night away

I've got Chardonnay chillin' in the Frigidaire

A dozen ways of telling you how I care

Just out the window there's a lover's moon

But it don't mean nothing if I ain't got you

CHORUS:

If I ain't got you

Baby, it's all in vain

If I ain't got you

Oh, it's like a honeymoon without champagne

A shiny set of rails without a train

Well, I've got a little dream about the rest of my life

Find a good man and be the perfect wife

Start a little family and watch it grow

Visit on Sundays after we get old

Make enough love to last a whole life through

But it don't mean nothing if I ain't got you

REPEAT CHORUS

I've got a doublewide heart with room for two

But it don't mean nothing if I ain't got you

No it don't mean nothing if I ain't got you