IT'S ONLY A WEE WEE

(Peter Alsop)



As soon as you're born, grownups check were you pee

And then they decide just how you're s'posed to be

Girls pink and quiet, boys noisy and blue

seems like a dumb way to choose what you'll do



Well it's only a wee wee, so what's the big deal?

It's only a wee wee, so what's all the fuss?

It's only a wee wee and everyone's got one

There's better things to discuss



Now girls must use makeup, girl's names and girl's clothes

And boys must use sneakers, but not pantyhose

The grownups will teach you the rules to their dance

And if you get confused, they'll say "Look in your pants"



If I live to be nine, I won't understand

Why grownups are totally obsessed with their glands

If I touch myself, "Don't do that," I'm told

And they treat me like I might explode



Now grownups watch closely each move that we make

Boys must not cry, and girls must make cake

It's all very formal and I think it smells

Let's all be abnormal and act like ourselves



Copyright Moose School Music

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