(difford/tilbrook)

Warning: these lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. they represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.





Well you'd better not tell i've had a good night

Me and this bird she's a bit of alright

Dancing to the sounds as the arches get searched

She is the business for a bit of old skirt

It's so dirty when it's in the right mood

Give it some brandy and some chinese food

Take her for a spin with your stereo jack

Tell her she's the best girl you've ever had

Give it some gold to put round its neck

Bet here old man puts you on the deck

But its so dirty with me - it so dirty with me

Its so dirty with me - its so dirty with me



Well you'd better watch out here comes a tornado

You'll end up looking like a mashed potato

If her old man gets word of what's going on here

You'll end up at the bottom of someone's next beer



Well i've got a bud ain't frightened by shooters

So lets have a drink for a couple of troopers

No her old man won't know i've been giving it some

Unless you tell him the news but we know that ain't done


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