It's so nice to have a man around the house

Oh, it's so nice to have a man around the house

Not some boring, tired old geezer

He will win my love if he's a sort of

Antony or Caesar, now that's nice.



Oh, a barge is just a barge without a knave

Be he emperor or beggar, king or slave

I don't fancy growing older

With just a snake around my shoulder

Want a man who's brave and bold

Don't need no mouse



Someone tall and dark and tan

Who'll fit in to Cleo's plan

It's so nice to have a man around the house

Hmm, that's nice