(Ah, the joys of dating...)

I met a man with arms of steel

He had muscles a-plenty and sex appeal

He was hearty and hale

The essence of male

But his consciousness paled when compared...

To a potato

Why is it that when they're hot

They're often not aware?

They may be buffed, but that's not enough

If their head is full of air

I met a man who made me laugh

He was a good time and a half

He loved to be sleazy

And he wanted to please me

And it would have been easy if I...

Had been attracted to him

Why is it that when they're fun

They're not the one you adore?

You could be friends, but then again

You'd hoped for something more

Should you take what you can get

Or take the time to shop for what you're wanting?

Maybe you should check you bait

And take a look at what it is you're flaunting

I met a man who enlightened me

He knew so much it nearly frightened me

We were politically aligned

He was spiritually refined

But socially kind of a nerd...

Well, more than kind of

Why is it that when they're smart

And their heart is so pure

They have no frills like social skills

To get them out the door

No one's absolutely right for you

But too much wrong can kill the song

You've dreamed so long of writing