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Man #1: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I...Hey, you know what letter comes after "I"?



Man #2, Man #3, Woman: "J"!



Man #1: Right. And whenever I think of the letter "J", I think of all my friends whose names begin with the letter "J" like...



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"J", Joe, wearing jeans

Got himself a pocket full of jelly beans

"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans

Hey, let's sing a song about "J"



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Man #2: Hey, you know, I've got a friend whose name begins with "J", too.



Man #1: Is that right?



Man #2: Yeah. Let me tell you about her.



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"J", Jane, jumping down the lane

Joking and a-jiving

Well, that's just like Jane



Man #1, Man #2: "J", Jane, jumping Jane

"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans

Hey, let's sing a song about "J"



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Woman: Hey, you know what, fellas?



Man #2: What's that?



Woman: I've got a "J" friend, too.



Man #2: Oh yeah?



Woman: Yeah!



Man #2: Tell us about him.



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Woman: "J", Jim, he's tall and slim

He's got a jar of jam

Let's join with him



Man #1, Man #2, Woman: "J", Jim, let's join with Jim

"J", Jane, well, let's jump with Jane

"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans

Hey, let's sing a song about "J"



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Man #3: I have one, too. My friend, Joan



Man #1: Tell us about her.



Man #3: O.K. Here it goes.



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"J", Joan, jawing on the phone

Hear it jingle, hear it jangle

Well, it's just for Joan



All: "J", Joan, yes, jingle jangle Joan

"J", Jim, let's join with Jim

"J", Jane, well, let's jump with Jane

"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans

Hey, let's sing a song about "J"

"J"