a Bouvier till her wedding day

shots rang out the police came

mama layed me on the front lawn

and prayed for Jackie's strength

feeling old by 21

never thought my day would come

my bridesmaids getting laid

I pray for Jackie's strength



make me laugh

say you know what you want

you said we were the real thing

so I show you some more

and I learn

what black magic can do

make me laugh

say you know you can turn

me into the real thing

so I show you some more and I learn



stickers licked on lunch boxes

worshipping David Cassidy

yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box

she's still in recovery

sleepovers Beene's got some pot

you're only popular with anorexia

so I turn myself inside out

in hope someone will see



make me laugh

say you know what you want

you said we were the real thing

so I show you some more

and I learn

what black magic can do

make me laugh

say you know you can turn

me into the real thing

so I show you some more and I learn



I got lost on my wedding day

typical the police came

but virgins always get backstage

no matter what they've got so say

if you love enough you'll lie a lot

guess they did in camelot

mama's waiting on my front lawn

I pray I pray I say I pray

for Jackie's strength