If you look at it you'll get drunk

Frothing mass of filthy chunk

Bloodshot eye and boiling spew

To kick the ass of punks like you

Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods

Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod

Where it came from none can say

Though they do so anyway

Memories of braincells lost

Promoting drunken holocaust

Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta

Drinking, stinking, falling down

Acting like a fucking clown

A drunk who got what he deserved

At least his corpse is well-preserved

The Jagermonster comes to slay

By making you get drunk today

Then drive your car until it skids

Into a busload of retarded kids

Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck

Bleeding retards in the dirt

The funny things that you're not hurt

The coops don't come, you get away

You'll live to drink another day...

Hooray! Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to

Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay

Oh, she's not a virgin?

Still, we'll kill her anyway

That means we can fuck her

And fuck her we will

Then we will go get drunk and find

Someone else to kill

Drunken vengence from the grave

Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves

Beware the power of the Jagermonster!