Since you've been gone i feel so much better

Cause i saw how mean you could be

I used to want some explanation

Now all i want is my Patsy Cline CD



How i've waited for today

When i could finally say



You jerk

You jerk

You are such a jerk

There are other words

But they just don't work



Sometimes i wish i'd mailed you that letter

That said the things i dare not say

Instead i set the thing on fire

I had to say this out loud anyway



I'm so glad i found the nerve

To say what you deserve



You jerk

You jerk

You are such a jerk

There are other words

But they just don't work