*talking*

Hello and welcome to Live Bait,

I'm sure you'll enjoy this unique blend of music and comedy

and feel you've received ample satisfaction from this recording

and now here they are, the arrogant worms



*song begins*



If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised

I bet you know my relatives, their names will never die

My mother is a saint and my brother is a god

But all I am is Jesus brother Bob



Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob

A nobody relative of the son of god

If only I'd been born just a little sooner

I'd be more than the brother of god jr.



I have to pay the ferry to cross the galilee

but not my brother (no not him) he walks across for free

I finally get to work bout a quarter after nine

Already he's turning water into wine



Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob

A nobody relative of the son of god

If only I'd been born, just a little sooner

I'd be more than the brother of god jr.



One day when I was home, I heard a mighty roar (roar)

There were a thousand people right outside the door