I want a Virgin Mary nightlamp

Bible hero lunch box

The Shroud of Turin on my wristwatch

Only listen to Christian ... Rock



Gospel Cola in the morning

Then make my Velvet Jesus Bed

I want some Holy Trini-Tea Bags

Covenant Candy fish ... and loaves of bread



Gold plated Crown of Thorns Messiah Ring

Belt buckle's a decending dove

Hang a chrome fish on my truck

They'll know we're Christians by our love

... Of junk



All my Jesus Junk

Yeah, my Jesus Junk

I am

A Jesus Junkie



Give me a piece of the true cross

The thigh bone of a saint

I long for something Holy

This sub-culture ain't ... real



Testa Mints to make my breath fresh

Bible Gum and Christian science fiction Where Jesus turns wine into water.