JIM SWAGGART, THE PREACHER

(Dan Newton)



Oh me name is Jim Swaggart, I'm a preacher;

I used to save souls on TV,

But they caught me carousing with floozies

And they've taken my program from me.



cho: To me ink-twing of an ink-thing of an i-day

To me ink-twing of an ink-thing of of an i-doe;

To me rubaru rubaru randy

And me bankroll continues to grow.



Well, when I was a lad, Ma would scold me

Sayin', "James, keep your hands off your crotch!"

Well, to do it was dirty, she told me

But she never said I couldn't watch.



Well, they labled Jim Baker a pervert

And they called me a lecher, it's true,

Even though I never did nothin'

I just asked for a room with a view.



Well, my sorrows, they soon will be over

And I'll soon be a rich man again;

For I've just sold my story to Playboy,

And the movie rights to MGM.



tune: Dick Darby, the Cobbler

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