Well, I don't think I can handle this

A cloudy day in Metropolis

I think I'll talk to my analyst

I got it so bad for this little journalist

It drives me up the wall and through the roof

Lois and Clark in a telephone booth

I think I'm going out of my brain

I got it so bad for little miss Lois Lane



Lois Lane please put me in your plan

Yeah, Lois Lane you don't need no Superman

Come on downtown and stay with me tonight

I got a pocket full of Kryptonite



He's leaping buildings in a single bound

I'm reading Shakespeare at my place downtown

Come on downtown and make love to me

I'm Jimmy Olsen not a titan, you see

He's faster than a bullet, stronger than a train

He's the one who got lucky, got his cape around miss Lois Lane

I can't believe my dilemma is real

I'm competing with the Man of Steel.